S.C.O.U.R.G.E weekly newsletter: Out hostile takeover of Sploder.com.
Geoff. The creator of this awesome website.
Sploder, a popular gaming website... Today, we begin our assault. In order to take over Sploder, I have created an attack plan, titled "Operation Geoffocide" involving orbital death rays, paperclips, armored assault vehicles, a dark side cookie, and five beluga whales.
Contact me for more information on our top secret plan. and for those of You who already know what to do, DO NOT FAIL ME!!
Contact me for more information on our top secret plan. and for those of You who already know what to do, DO NOT FAIL ME!!